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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

(Source: vvhaleshark, via sarcastic-blonde-girl)

collegehumor:

College is a time filled with decisions. What to major in, whether or not to join a frat and, most importantly, how to arrange the beds in your dorm room. Once you unpack all your stuff it’s really annoying to move them again. Here are the pros and cons for the seven most common dorm-bed configurations.

Finish reading —> The Anatomy of a Dorm Room 

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jingle-full-of-larry:

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape:

the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff

hey look satan made a gif
  • lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
  • drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
  • escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
  • wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
  • dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
  • sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
  • metathesiophobia: fear of change

(Source: bonvivantx, via acupofteaandmore)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vaginas are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via acupofteaandmore)

advice-animal:

No One Ever Listens To Mehttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

(via yourtypicalfangirl)

milestaylorcosplay:

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake
A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

And now, the weather.
fandompostsandbooks:

Pretty Little Liars en We Heart It.