Carpé diem

Ask me anything Next pageArchive

unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

(via my-own-adventures)

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp, via chooseyourfuckinfate)

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

the first three words you see are what you want in life

captainfuzzkitty:

gelboorus:

image

anal handjob seal

well

i always wanted a seal

lacigreen:

imnotinchoirforareason:

hunters-of-gallifrey:

thepasta-nerada:

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

nostopdasgay:

image

On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

image

A “male”:

image

Or even a lamp:

image

oh yes, especially a lamp.

image

WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

image

WHAT IS GOING ON

image

It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.

OH MY GOD

a+ thread.

(via chooseyourfuckinfate)

matthewsagan:

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

(via chooseyourfuckinfate)

crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

archangelsky:

Skinny Apple Mug Cake

Lemon Cloud Mug Cake

Strawberries and Cream Mug Cake

Cookies and Cream Mug Cake

Red Velvet Mug Cake

Candy Cane Mug Cake

Smore Mug Cake

Pumpkin Cinnamon Mug Cake

Coffee Cake Mug Cake

+more

(via xoleilanixo)

nobody-but-mebody:

image

image

image

I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

(via uncertaintlycertain)